KC Chiefs - My New Favorite Team

The title is a bit of an exaggeration, as I actually hate the Chiefs more than just about anyone in the NFL - only because they routinely beat my Oakland Raiders twice a year. I can't help it, I'm a hater. That said, I'm a big fan of the extracurricular activities that the team engages in.

According to wide receiver Dwayne Bowe, the Chiefs veterans are collectively the best wing-men in America.

"My rookie year, we were playing in San Diego," Bowe says. "You hear stories about groupies hanging out in hotel lobbies, but some of my teammates had it set up so there was a girl in every room. The older guys get on MySpace and Facebook a week before we go to a city; when a pretty one writes back, they arrange to fly her in three or four days in advance. They call it importing."

Yeah...because we know how hard it must be for these NFL guys to go out and find some skirt to take home on their own...

"This one girl was talking to me like she'd known me for years. I told her I had a girlfriend, but she didn't care. She was wearing my jersey, sitting in my lap, making it look like we knew each other. Then she took a picture and put it on Facebook. That almost got me in trouble."

Sure...she took a picture and then left. Wink Wink. Righhht. It's not a bad idea though, Mike should take note. We have some interns who are up for part-time soon, I can think of worse ways to be welcomed to the team. I kid, I kid.